bacon
-noun
1. is defined as any of certain cuts of meat taken from the sides, belly or back of a pig that may be cured and/or smoked.
2. food of the gods to most American Males (non-jewish variety)

conspiracy
-noun, plural -cies.
1. the act of conspiring.
2. an evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons; plot.

baconspiracy
-noun, plural -cies.
1. an evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons in the hopes of attaining my bacon.